User:Randomnessity

Hello. Names Randomnessity. I love Kingdom Hearts. Thats about all I got at the moment.

Goals
Ahem. My goal for my whole lifetime is to march on the world and claim it for the state of Maryland, I being the King of Maryland. Once my plans (which have been setback due to an unfortunate betrayal) reach fruition I will become King of all the Earth, and will rename it Maryland. I have gained my father's support in this by giving him ownership of the entire state of Montana (he's a hunter) for his private enjoyment. I have promised my mother the state of Kentucky (she adores the scenery) and any surrounding lands. Two of my elder brothers will have the top of the music industry as their prize, and my dear sister may have any share of land she wishes.

I am caught in unfortunate war between my eldest brother's fiancee, as she believes that she is more villainous than I can ever be. Despite her delusions, she has proven herself to be a worthy opponent, but will fall like all others who challenge me.

None of you Wikians who read this need fear for their safety, for if you just keep to your normal, average, everyday life, you will be perfectly safe in the comfort of your own home. I truly have no ill will towards any of you, and do not wish to harm anyone who stays out of my way. Though those who stand in my way will not be so fortunate.

I thank you all for your time, and wish you the best of life in the soon to be, Kingdom of Maryland.

Appearance
Recently, it seems that if anyone has anything to say about my appearance, it is about my height. I am indeed quite tall for my age, and have a healthy, average weight. I have brown hair that falls halfway down my neck, and blue eyes that seem to change with the seasons. Once, someone told me that my eyes looked gray, and at another time someone told me they had a purple hue. Currently, they are slightly lighter blue. Some of these changes could be a trick of the light that reflect off my glasses. I have been called handsome by a few people, and I suppose, I am honestly not being vain, that is true. Although, I am only as handsome as a young teenager can be.

I usually wear basic slim jeans, and a regular T-shirt. Although the designs of the shirts vary greatly. I also enjoy to wear longer socks with argyle and striped patterns. I currently own a pair of pine-green Converse and a pair of baby-blue slip-ons.

Quotes
"Sweet cookies! I'm on fire!" "There's a first time for everything sometimes." "It's more fun to use a knife." "If I died would you cry?" "Every bouncyball counts!" "The burritos are not in the cereal." "That's what my therapist says..." "Don't you know what it means to be a banana?!" "Dadgummit!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh"