User:LegoAlchemist/IRC/Lego's Death Archive

The first Death
[17:34]  *shot* [17:34] * LegoAlchemist clutches stomach [17:34]  >_< [17:34]  I'VE BEEN SHOT! [17:34]  AAAUUGH... [17:34]  NNGH....... [17:34] * LegoAlchemist falls to the gound [17:34]  *ground [17:34]  Nngh.... [17:34] * LegoAlchemist 's hand thuds to the ground [17:34]  Uhn... [17:35] * LegoAlchemist dies [17:37] * LegoAlchemist is steadily bleeding on the pavement. A siren goes off in the distance, cutting the silence. [17:40] * LegoAlchemist 's blood gets on OKH's shoe [17:41] * LegoAlchemist 's body is removed by the authorities. A mob surrounds the scene, a grim silence hanging over the crowd. [17:46] * LegoAlchemist 's body is rushed to the local hospital. The doctors there fight for several hours to save Lego's life, but the steady tone of the heart moniter signalled the end of his journey. A docter forces off his face mask, and hits the table, swearing. [17:50] * LegoAlchemist 's funeral is held on a grave Sunday morning. Lego's body is carried slowly in a large, wooden casket. A woman in a veil weeps as Lego's casket is gently lowered into a deep pit, and three men begin re-earthing it. [17:52] * LegoAlchemist 's funeral ends with the scraping of metal chairs, and the somber departure of the guests. The veiled woman reamins behind, and sinks her face into her hands, letting out a dry sob. She remains there for the rest of the day, and long after Lego's casket is covored and gone. [17:57] * LegoAlchemist 's death was a mild surprise to the goers of #wikia-kingdomhearts. As all of them had parely known Lego, none of them wallowed in the same grief as the veiled woman. But, upon looking up at the sky the next day, all of them realized they had never quite appreciated the beauty of it.

BSB's version of the second Death
[18:03] * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over [18:03] * LegoAlchemist swallows [18:03] * LegoAlchemist closes his eyes [18:04] * LegoAlchemist holds out his arms, let's his body become relaxed, and leans forward off the cliff [18:04] * LegoAlchemist falls, a brief feeling of peace swelling inside him as the wind blows against his face [18:04] * BlackSoulBlade tosses a spear at LA, pinning him to the cliff [18:05] * LegoAlchemist hits the ground, dying instantly. The look of peace, however, remained on his face long after he hit the ground. [18:06] * LegoAlchemist 's broken body is smothered by a crowd forming around the body. People gasp and whisper, giving looks of both revulsion and interest. [18:06] * BlackSoulBlade stabs the body [18:06] * BlackSoulBlade lights LA's body on fire [18:07] * LegoAlchemist 's body is illuminated by the bright flashes of the press. The next day, a photo would appear right on the front page, under the headline "IRC CHANNEL-GOER DIES IN MYSTERIOUS FALL" [18:08] * LegoAlchemist 's obituary would be read with horror by the rest of the IRC channel-goers. [18:08] * BlackSoulBlade read LA's obit with glee and a need to party [18:09] * LegoAlchemist 's funeral would be held on a bright, almost mockingly sunny Friday. Many of the #wikia-kingdomhearts-ians would attend, all clad in black and looking grim. [18:10] * Griffen78 goes wearing yellow and holding balloons [18:10] * BlackSoulBlade showed up in a bright red jacket looking very happy and/or drunk [18:12] * LegoAlchemist 's body, pale, silent, yet peacful looking, lay like a starved bird in the open casket. The channel-goers would not weep when they saw him, instead give looks of mild disappointment, for none of them truly knew him. [18:13] * BlackSoulBlade starts dancing on LA's corpse [18:15] * LegoAlchemist 's casket is closed, and hauled into a limousine. The mourners would file out of the funeral home, still quite shaken, and get into their own vehicles, following the limo all the way to the wiki-graveyard: LegoAlchemist's final resting place. [18:18] * BlackSoulBlade blows up the limo LA's corpse is in [18:18]  * LegoAlchemist is lowered into the prepared hole while the channel-goers look on. Still, none of them would shed a tear, not even after the hole had been covered, and they all had the opportunity to let what just occured sink in. [18:20] * LegoAlchemist 's death itself, all the while, was never investigated. It instantly came off as a suicide. After all, why would anyone want to kill LegoAlchemist? But the authorities would have it wrong... [18:20] * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder. [18:20] * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.