User:Rytex

Hey all! Rytex here. How's life? (the correct answer is "GREAT!!! Who are you?")

This was taken directly from my FanFiction.net profile, though it was edited.

Whoever can translate the following phrase earns the right to be put on my Wall of Awesomeness. PM me the phrase, but NO USING TRANSLATION WEBSITES OF ANY KIND!!!!!!!

Поздравляем! Наслаждайтесь зная, небольшое количество русских. Я люблю, как удивительный русских букв и слов взгляд.

Identity Information: Real Name: *CONFIDENTIAL* Yes, that is my name. Though you Organization XIII fans reading oughta be able to figure it out Gender: Male (at least, last I checked I was male) Age: 18 (And I already feel old.) Location: IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY. *Obtain random rupee amount* Known Aliases: Raetekusu, The Crystal Warrior, Number XIV, The Vengeance, Domino, William Shakespeare, Queen Elizabeth II, Chuck Norris, Perry the Platypus, Harry Potter's stunt double, Darth Vader, Vanitas, Rex Magna Morta, Konüngr abr Anglát, The Unversed, One with No Heart who sits upon A Throne. Languages: English, Spanish (sort of), some Japanese, Hawaiian Pidgin Birthdate: Thursday, February 23, 1993 at 6:00PM. OCs (Fanfiction writing): Rytex Beryl (The dreaded Marty Stu (fanfic term for overused character)), Exsan Titan, Xemyli Replic (Marty's Mary), Ryet Scandas, Xegar, Valkeryon Omega (Stereotype Name Abuse), Zarn, Agani, Mouza, Geiza, Drogun, Danzon, Donovan, Veryl Saharan, Nano Ordona (There's a lot, isn't there). As I come out with stories with them in them, I'll put up a section with their physical and personality descriptions and what stories they're in. Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Inheritence Cycle, Left Behind series, Batman: No Man's Land (Greg Rucka), The Giver, The Hunger Games. Favorite Comics/Manga/Graphic Novels: Scott Pilgrim, Naruto, Bleach, The Legend of Zelda (Viz Media version). Favorite Games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Occasionally Pokemon. Least Favorite Things: The Twilight series, Justin Bieber, people who make fun of girls for playing video games (why can't they?) and on that note, people who make fun of anyone who plays video games, The Ohio State Buckeyes (in every category. Not because I'm a Michigan fan. they're just OVER-RATED. Damn you, Tony DiNozzo. you'd be 10/10 on the awesome scale, but you went to ohio state. Automatic minus 3. 7/10), the state of Texas (I'm an Okie, that's why), the control scheme for the DS Zelda games. Favorite Quotes: "OBJECTION!" -Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney, "Mah boi" -King Harkinian, Faces of Evil, "Brought to you by Mr. Gay-Man Watch. As if Brawl tournaments aren't already big enough sausage fests." -Brawl Taunts 3, "That's what he does. He ties them to the radiator and he grapes people in the mouth." -The Grapist, WKUK, "I wonder what's for dinner." -King Harkinian, Faces of Evil, "YOU MUST DIE!!!" Ganon, all 3 CD-i games, "I have attained the ultimate power of the universe!! You may as well be the dirt stuck to the bottom of my boots! Or the dirt stuck to the bottom of that dirt!!" -Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI, "Alright guys, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKINNNNS!!!!!!!!!" -Leeroy Jenkins video on YouTube, "Dreams are like Rainbows. They look awesome, until you realize that they can't be reached and that only idiots chase them." -Myself, talking to a friend when confronted with my dreams in life, "Motivation: If a cool picture and a cutesy saying motivate you, you are probably doing a really easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon." -Despair, Inc DeMotivational Poster.

Favorite Characters: Naruto/Shippuden - Naruto, Neji, Itachi, Killer Bee-san, Sai, Gaara, Kakashi, Rock Lee, Maito Gai-sensei, Madara/Tobi Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - Scott Pilgrim, Wallace Wells, Ramona Flowers, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, Stacey Pilgrim, Young Neil (I can identify with him really well), Michael Comeau Bleach - Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Uryu (Cant think of last name) Kingdom Hearts - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Roxas, Axel, Xion, Lea, Ventus, Aqua, Terra The Legend of Zelda - Link, Malon, Zelda, Midna, Ganondorf, Vaati, Dark Link, Sheik, THE WHOLE FRIGGIN' SHEIKAH TRIBE, Romani, Cremia, Kafei, Marin, Ghanti (manga only) Final Fantasy - Kefka Palazzo, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Gabranth, Gilgamesh, Terra Branford, Bartz Klauser, Cecil Harvey Harry Potter - Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermoine Granger, Lord Voldemort, Fred and George Weasley, Severus Snape Inheritence Cycle - Eragon, Arya, Roran, Galbatorix, Oromis, Glaedr, Horst, Thane, Nasuada, Orik Red vs. Blue - Caboose, Donut, Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Tucker, Church, Tex, the Meta Hunger Games - Katniss, Peeta, Haymitch, Cinna, Gale

Least Favorite Characters: Naruto/Shippuden - Sasuke (I used to think he was awesome...), Danzo, Zabuza, Haku, Orochimaru Scott Pilgrim - No one, really. Bleach - Again, no one. Kingdom Hearts - Maleficent, Ansem the Wise, King Mickey (he is cool, with the keyblade he wields, but he didn't need to be in the game for only a few moments. He was much better in CoM and II), Winnie the Pooh (all characters), Hayner, Pence, Seifer, Raijin Zelda - Zant, Veran, Onox, Aryll (HOI!!!!!!i!!), Ilia, Tarin (Stupid having-to-come-in-just-as-Marin-was-about-to-say-that-she-loved-Link), Kaepora Gaebora (Stalker...), Navi, Ciela Final Fantasy - Locke and Celes (ANGST!!!), Yuffie, Rufus Shinra, ExDeath, Ghido, Tidus Harry Potter - Draco Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore (I know he's awesome, but he was gay for Grindelwald... Not making this up.) Inheritence Cycle - Vanir, Islanzadi, Sloan Red vs. Blue - Doc, Washington, Butch Flowers, OmAli, GaRe (aka Omalley and Gary) Hunger Games - President Snow, President Coin

Favorite Pairings: Naruto/Shippuden - NaruSaku, NaruIno, NaruHina Scott Pilgrim -ScottxRamona Bleach - IchiRuki, IchiHime Kingdom Hearts - SoKai, SOlette, SoMine, Roxette, Roxine, Roxion, VenxAqua Zelda - ZeLink, MaLink, MidLink, LinkxRomani, LinkxSaria, LinkxGhanti (pretty much any pairing featuring Link and a girl thats not totally outlandish) Final Fantasy - Don't care much for pairings in these. Harry Potter - HarryxGinny Inheritence Cycle - AryaxEragon (Aryagon) Red vs. Blue - No pairings here either. Hunger Games: Basically, just PeetaxKatniss

Least Favorite Pairings: Naruto/Shippuden - Any Sasuke pairing, and really, any pairings besides those above Scott Pilgrim - Any other than ScottxRamona Bleach - All other pairings besides above, again. Kingdom Hearts - All Organization Orgies above others, but really, all but those above. Zelda - All LinkxMale-Character Yaois. And any Yuris. Final Fantasy - Non-canon pairings, such as TerraxEdgar, or LockexTerra Harry Potter - Pretty much, all but those above again. Inheritence Cycle - And again, all but those above. Red vs. Blue - Any and all pairings. Hunger Games - Any but PeetaxKatniss

Now for the inevitables...

96% of teenagers would be scared to death if Justin Bieber went up to the top of a high building and was about to jump off. If you are one of the 4% that would bring a chair, popcorn, a large Coke/Dr. Pepper/hell, any soda in general, and shout "DO A BACKFLIP!!!!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

99% of teens and preteens would panic if the Jonas Brothers were on a tall building about to jump. If you are one of the 1% that ould run up and push them off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Brett Favre needs to either a) roll over and die, or b) retire before that happens, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy NCIS and wish that DiNozzo and Ziva, and McGee and Abby should just hurry up and hook up forever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have EVER Gibbs-slapped someone/yourself to the back of the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read the webcomic XKCD and have ever done any of their shenanigans (ex. Nerd Sniping, sneaking chess boards and pieces onto rollercoasters, judging houses you want to buy on velociraptor attack weaknesses, et cetera), copy and paste this onto your profile.

99% of FF writers can't distinguish between YOUR and YOU'RE. If YOU'RE one of the 1% who can, copy and paste this onto YOUR profile.

We're currently up to, what, about 650 pokemon? If you remember a time when there were only 150, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're older than 12 years old and, when asked if you play it, you reply "Hell yeah I still play Pokemon," copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people born in 1993 or after either don't want to play, can't remember, or don't know about any games before the time of Halo: Combat Evolved and do not remember games like Crash Bandicoot, Earthworm Jim, Final Fantasy VII, Chrono Trigger/Chrono Cross, GoldenEye 007 (the N64 one) or even The Legend of Zelda, because they're old. If you were born during or after 1993 and do remember games like those and still play them a lot, copy and paste this on your profile.

We all agree that fire is awesome, unless you're a pyrophobic. If you're the total opposite of a pyrophobic, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that drive forms, reactions, playing as Riku and Mickey Mouse, and Organization XIII are what made Kingdom Hearts II the most awesome KH game yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Zombies are on the list for the general population's favorite mythological creature (after from dragons, vampires, and werewolves). If you know that the Zombies will come and take over the world, and you have at least 1 zombie plan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Hell, even if you have a zombie plan JUST IN CASE the zombies take over the world, copy and paste both this and the above onto your profile.

If you have ever freaked someone out for the pure purpose of changing that person's perception of you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Pikachu in Super Smash Bros. because the person using him spams the Down-B attack (aka the good ol' SSB Thunderspam), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate it and sometimes let slip a few choice swear words when the blue shells in Mario Kart blow you up when you're over a pit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Mario franchise needs to stop making crappy sports games and start making games like Super Mario Galaxy 3, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still play old Game Boy Color games like Pokemon R/B/Y, G/S/C, Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages, Link's Awakening, or Metroid II, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still own a PSX, N64, SNES, or NES and still play the games on their system, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most writers can use the words "it's"and "its" correctly. However, most FF writers can't. In fact, 94% of people didn't know that there was a difference to begin with. If you're part of the 6% who can use them correctly, copy and paste it onto your profile.

If you have the soundtracks of video games on your iPod or MP3 Player because you like some of the songs on it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE rap with a passion, add your name to the list, and copy and paste this onto your profile. Rytex,

If you have ever been bullied or taunted because you play games like Zelda, Final Fantasy, or hell, even for playing games in general, and instead of taking it, you sent them away with some sort of mild physical injury (more than just a slight bruise on the arm), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or someone you know has taken the drug Avandia and suffered any of these symptoms, you may be entitled to a large cash reward. Call Attorney Robert Goldwater at 1-800-809-3830. If you did NOT see this coming, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever start researching something on Wikipedia, then find yourself clicking for something completely unrelated because you clicked a bunch of the blue links a few minutes later, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Square Enix would just hurry up and get started on Kingdom Hearts III instead of giving us spin-off titles like they did with KH:CoM, copy and paste this onto your profile.

In the last ten years, Spanish has become a required class to take in American schools. The reason that the US Government has required Spanish to be a compulsory class is because of the great number of immigrants that "invade" our country without bothering to learn English. If you think that, if they're going to come live here, then they should at least take the time to learn English, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're tired of Toon Link and the DS Games and wish they'd just bring Ganondorf back again, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're getting annoyed at all the people who think that the US should pull out of Afghanistan to stop searching for Osama bin-Laden because they don't seem to get that ObL had people fly planes into towers full of innocent Americans, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you DON'T stereotype Muslims as suicide bombers just because of al-Qaeda and the Taliban. Also, copy and paste this onto your profile if you think we should treat them like real people instead of scapegoats when they didn't do a thing.

So, yeah. Later!