User:AzzPirate

Hey, what are you doing here?

Don't you have other #$%@ to do?

Stop bothering me, goddamnit.

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Seriously, however.

Despite my stupid username, I'm not a Troll.

I just couldn't think of anything cool, so I went with something sarcastic.

Now, don't ask why I signed up if I don't Edit.

I don't usually Edit because I like to keep things the way people like them.

If I see any Vandalism, though, I'll quickly change it.

Also, any Typos or the like are fixed, too.

I love to write Walkthroughs about KH Games, as it gives me something to do.

If you ever want to find them, they'll be around the Wiki.

I may move them later on.

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Onto me, now, I guess.

I have horrible language, as in I swear quite alot.

I'm from the US, which automatically makes me ignorant to any foreign policies.

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I first started playing KH in 2007, starting with Kingdom Hearts.

When Kingdom Hearts 2 came out, I ran out and got it as quick as I could.

I've had ReCOM for awhile, but I just got around to playing it three days ago.

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I fucking hate Vexen.

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I've beaten KH with Sora around Level 60.

I didn't collect anything, because the game was hard enough as is.

I did beat the Hades Cup, though.

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I've beaten HK 2 with all the Items, including Save The King, Save The Queen, Save The King+, and Save The Queen+.

I beat the Hades Paradox Cup, and when I get bored because the Heartless aren't a challenge, I go to the Underworld and fight Cloud, Leon, Tifa, and Yuffie for a challenge.

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I have no rights to brag, though, as I haven't beaten, or even tried, a KH game in Proud.

I like to play casual, not get fucking angry.

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I hate Roxas because he's Jesse McCartney, I hate Vexen because he's hard as fuck to beat.

It'd be easier to just make a Hate List.

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Roxas because of Jesse McCocksucker.

Vexen because he's hard. (I hate the Battle. I love his character.)

Larxene because she's a bitch. (I also like her for this reason, go figure.)

Namine because she's a LYING bitch. (Nothing to like about her, really.)

Cloud because.. Well, this one's a long one.

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Notice how Cloud is overpowered.

If you are able to place him in your party through Hacking, he'll basically kill everyone.

That's really Square's fault, though.

We get it Square, Cloud is fucking awesome, no one can beat him, and everyone else just sucks.

Thanks for that.

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Despite what I said, I do like Square, and I do like Cloud.