User:RoadToDawn/April Fools 2015

So, I bet you didn't know this, but I'm in the development team for KH3DHD even though I'm 14 1/2 and don't speak Japanese!!! Don't spread this page too much, because here I'll tell all of the new things coming in the new remix without square even knowing!!!

Main Story Changes
Obviously at the beginning, you have Sora and Riku on the islands and the first battle with Ursula, but it is extremely shorter than in the 3DS since square thought the boss was just too hard. The boss now has the HP of a Meow Wow and is no longer voiced by Pat Carrol but instead by Russel Crowe. For every single line from Ursula, Crowe will use his magnificent singing voice from Lés Miserables, as the battle then transits to an Ursula's Revenge minigame copy from KHII, with Riku singing the voices of all characters except for Sora and Ursula, who are voiced by Eddie Murphy and Crowe, respectively, while he does an impression of Donald Duck.

After defeating Crowe, Sora and Riku are transported to Traverse Town, and Sora encounters Neku, now voiced by Alec Baldwin. They trash talk each other until Baldwin decides to explain to Sora how to be Santa Claus, and together they travel to Halloween Town to beat up Jack Skellington, voiced by a kidnapped-by-the-crew Johnny Depp, to show him that Christmas is the ultimate holiday. By the way, Flowmotion is completely cut from the game, since the crew thought it was to badly received in the original title.

The worlds are almost the same, except for The Grid and Country of the Musketeers that were changed by a Frozen 2 world (Story details here) and a world created by me called Paradise Falls, which the team found to be the best KH world ever!

Other than that, the game is pretty much the same, except that Master Xehanort is now voiced by combined stock footage from Leonard Nimoy, Rik Mayall (Drop Dead Fred, Jesus Christ Superstar) and Bob Hoskins (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Super Mario Bros.)

Adicional Boss
In the additional boss, you fight against GOD AND JESUS in a way similar to Terra's battle against Xehanort and Vanitas in BBS. This continues with square's ideals to bash organized religion. (Watch this to understand) God is a near impossible boss, but you can easily kill Jesus by using the reaction command Crucify, Although God has the ability to revive him.