User:Magicus Extremos

Story of the month: How the colour pink came to be.

Blue threw a party and he invited all the colours expect Purple because she was very b*tchy to him, anyway Red got involded with a drinking contest, he drank a whole bottle of vodka lost the contest because of vomiting. After an hour White got in a fight with Orange and a drank a whole bottle of strong alcohol and was drunk instantly after. After half an hour of bad music and Yellow singing Just Dance Red and White saw each other still druck got talking and after ten minutes of Red saying the "C" word over and over again Red said "let do it" and White said "yeah". Red and White slipped upstairs to find a vacant room but the only room available was a toilet mainly because Crimsom, Indigo and Amber were in a threesome. Red and White went back downstairs after five minutes of rough unprotected sex. Nine months later white was in the hospital and asked Doctor Brown to call Red and to get him to come to the hospital fast. Red arrive at the hospital to find White in labour and heavily pregnant, and after three hours of screaming and alot of swearing out popped a beautiful baby girl, but something was wrong with her she was white but there was a significant amount of red in her but she was'nt all red Doctor Brown asked Nurse Aqua to run some test. After a very long hour Nurse Aqua returned with the baby and said "Red, White you have given birth to a new colour" White and Red were of course very happy to have heard that White had given birth to a new colour, White asked Nurse Aqua "whose the father?". Nurse Aqua replied "Red is the father" Red was delighted to be the father, "Well then..." He said to white "What shall we name her?" He Asked and after fifty minutes White finally said "What about Pink?". Red said "Perfect.". The End