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Xemnas Reports
(Warning this page contains inappropriate content, but its funny) the Xemnas reports are a seires of parodic comics that tells the supposed story of Organization XIII. there is an incompleted continuation of the Xemnas reports called the Xigbar reports that tells of how Xigbar appears as a nousence to the other Organization members.

Xemnas reports
Report #1 - Xaldin aquires a love for stabbing things.

- Xemnas makes Xaldin get over his obsetion with art & crafts.
 * 2

- Xemnas's plan fails so he warns people of Xaldins Stabbing love with a post-it note.
 * 3

- Xigbar finds a Hilarious anagram in Xemnas's name (Mansex).
 * 4

- Xigbar, Xaldin, & Luxord find a pair of Larxene's panties.
 * 5

-Marluxia wears Xigbar's eyepatch for a G-string.
 * 6

Xigbar reports
-Xigbar almost gets stabbed, blew up Vexen's lab, and got smashed with a rock.
 * 1

-Xigbar taunts Zexion, Saix, & Xaldin.
 * 2

-Xigbar & Axel gets drunk, plays strip poker with luxord, and witnesses marluxia doing "somthing" to Xaldin.
 * 3

Unnamed reports
-Demyx, Vexen, & Xadin dicover that the Nobody symbol looks like a penis.

-Luxord explains the meaning of Ampalling to Saix & Lexeus (DO NOT WIKI THIS WORD).

-Demyx, Axel, Xigbar, & Xaldin have a dance party.

-Xigbar shoots darts at Saix.

-Xigbar tries to crack a nut with his head.

-Xigbar gives a big farting monster to Xaldin.