User:DarkestShadow/Sandbox/Kingdom Hearts 2.5 Re:Mix/Pt 1

Let's get on with it, the first part of many, written by your guide through the many worlds of Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix (or y'know... KHII HD if you wanna be not over complicated) DarkestShadow.

The First Day
Alright boot up the game and you'll be hit with 3 options, take Kingdom Hearts II and ignore the other two for now, and never ever touch the last option, there is absolutely no point to it in the slightest unless you wanna sit watching a really shit movie for three hours. Fuck that, moving on.

Hit new game and choose your difficulty mode. and activate vibration, then we get the first FMV of the game.

Welcome to some kids bedroom. Who is it? why this is Roxas, which means its Character box time.

After Roxas stops dreaming about other boys we are magically transported to some little hideaway to see him looking all depressed while his friends are talking about them being framed for stealing, so of course we decide to go find the real thieves, and then it turns out we've been thieved as well! those bastards, how dare they steal our ______, I mean ______, fuck, how do they steal words? I mean, thats some next level shit there. As everyone else runs away we of course fall over and faint, which seems to be a popular thing in this series, and random voices appear and talk to us Eventually we get control back, after a tutorial on how to move. Which is something I already spoke about. Run forward and you'll start the investigation. after a quick cut scene we learn how to use reaction commands, which is also something I've told you, Everything we learn I've already told you, it just sucks I can't skip this bit. Anyway, talk to the accessory shop owner, who'll transport us to an old lady looking for a cat, lock on to the cat, and it'll appear next to the lady, who'll tell us that the culprit stole her ______ as well, that bastard. Lets go talk to Seifer

When we get to the Sandlot we'll get blamed again stealing the ______ by the FFVIII crew, god I hate these guys, almost as much as their game. when we get control back we get to choose a weapon, the staff boosts magic, the sword attack, and the sword with the hand guard increases defence, I personally choose the sword but its up to you, after this its time for our first boss

When you bury Seifer, Pence takes a picture which is promptly stolen by something white and misshapen. After it I say! Chase it down, burn the heathen. Chase it through the forest, and fo into the mansion area, approach it and you'll get into a fight with it after it calls you its Liege, weird, anyway, kill it, kill it, destroy it, why aren't you doing anything, whaddya mean nothings happening when you attack, just keep using the reaction command Reverse and attacking. eventually you'll realise nothings happening and our weapon goes all digital and turns into a giant key, a strange choice for a weapon, but it seems to actually do damage, so finish this guy off properly and it'll explode into health and Munny. Munny is the currency in every Kingdom Hearts game, so always try and have some. He'll also explode into a load of pictures. We finally get to say the Word photo again, and then its the end of the day.

We meet two mysterious indivuals, and get some fuzzy footage of the first game.

I think this is a good enough spot to stop the page, I'll see you tomorrow, or on the next page, whenevers good for you.